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• brianw999

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  How to use a drive-thru ATM....

  2009-03-05, 12:08

  A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
  Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
  Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
  After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

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  MALE PROCEDURE:
  1. Drive up to the cash machine.
  2. Put down your car window.
  3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
  4. Enter amount of cash required and
  Withdraw.
  5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
  6. Put window up.
  7. Drive off.

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  FEMALE PROCEDURE:
  1. Drive up to cash machine.
  2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
  3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
  4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
  5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
  6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
  7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
  8.. Insert card.
  9 Re-insert card the right way.
  10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
  11. Enter PIN.
  12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
  13. Enter amount of cash required.
  14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
  15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
  16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
  17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
  18. Re-check makeup.
  19. Drive forward 2 feet.
  20. Reverse back to cash machine.
  21. Retrieve card.
  22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
  23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
  24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
  25. Redial person on cell phone.
  26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
  27. Release Parking Brake.

  If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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• G-DALE

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  #2

  2009-03-05, 20:41

  Very true

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• badboys777

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  #3

  2009-03-05, 22:54

  LOL! But yes. Very, very true.

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• Big777jet

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  #4

  2009-04-12, 02:46

  you forgot adds:

  28. She already broke her left mirror knock off by ATM machine.

  LOL!

  Stuart

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• E-Diddy!

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  2009-04-12, 17:10

  Originally posted by Big777jetView Post

  you forgot adds:

  28. She already broke her left mirror knock off by ATM machine.

  LOL!

  Stuart

  

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• Dmmoore

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  2009-04-12, 17:21

  Originally posted by Big777jetView Post

  you forgot adds:

  28. She already broke her left mirror knock off by ATM machine.

  LOL!

  Stuart

  As Brian lives in the UK, it's very likely to have been the R/H mirrior.

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• Big777jet

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  2009-04-12, 17:47

  Originally posted by DmmooreView Post

  As Brian lives in the UK, it's very likely to have been the R/H mirrior.

  Dang... You were right. I wasn't thinking of that in UK opposite direction. Grand Cayman, Australia and UK are opposite ways.

  Thanks for telling me.

  Stuart

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• ptbodale

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  2009-04-13, 02:20

  I wish you had spelt "cheque" properly.

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• brianw999

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  2009-04-13, 09:12

  Originally posted by DmmooreView Post

  As Brian lives in the UK, it's very likely to have been the R/H mirrior.

  Most likely...but then again....we ARE talking woman driver here !

  If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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• mzk49o1

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  2009-04-13, 10:13

  Originally posted by brianw999View Post

  Most likely...but then again....we ARE talking woman driver here !

  This is true.

  I once saw a woman who grossly misjudged the space between two cars in a parking lot and took out both mirrors while trying to slip through.

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• Big777jet

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  2009-04-13, 14:59

  Originally posted by mzk49o1View Post

  This is true.

  I once saw a woman who grossly misjudged the space between two cars in a parking lot and took out both mirrors while trying to slip through.

  I have seen sometimes woman drives to park if parking street on right side. She goes first park in front make right turn into parking so back and fourth took about 3 to 4 minutes to park it. Men always forward parallel one car parked and back up make right turn and then steer turn right into park that's it. It takes less than 40 seconds. LOL!

  I live Chicago that's why I experienced easy to park it took me less than 30 seconds to parked it.

  Stuart

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• KitFrench

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  2009-04-13, 15:28

  Originally posted by E-Diddy!View Post

  

  Haha! Laughed out loud at that, great episode.

  "And suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension." Senna, Ayrton.

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• Big777jet

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  2009-04-13, 20:11

  Originally posted by KitFrenchView Post

  Haha! Laughed out loud at that, great episode.

  Who is he? What is TV program cartoon name of it? I never seen one before. I don't watch cartoons anymore.

  Stuart

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• mzk49o1

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  2009-04-14, 05:45

  Originally posted by Big777jetView Post

  Who is he? What is TV program cartoon name of it? I never seen one before. I don't watch cartoons anymore.

  Stuart

  Not sure of the character himself, but the show is called Family Guy.

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• JordanD

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  2009-04-14, 15:32

  Originally posted by mzk49o1View Post

  Not sure of the character himself, but the show is called Family Guy.

  The name's Buzz Killington.

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